“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
"Sailor Moon" inspired doughnuts to celebrate the premiere of "Sailor Moon Crystal"!
Lemon doughnuts with strawberry glaze and homemade moon, star, & heart sprinkles!
I wish I had kids so I could call him a “motherfucker”.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.