reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
"Sailor Moon" inspired doughnuts to celebrate the premiere of "Sailor Moon Crystal"!
Lemon doughnuts with strawberry glaze and homemade moon, star, & heart sprinkles!
I wish I had kids so I could call him a “motherfucker”.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death